Tha DOZENz

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He don’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are rollin’ in the back of his head. The other guy pulls out his cell and calls 911. He says, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” Complete silence, then a gun shot is heard. Friend comes back to the phone and says, “OK, now what?”

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