FAMILY FEUD

A country family goes on the FAMILY FEUD. So it was one of the son’s turn to answer a question. The host asks him, Name a state with the word NEW in it? He hit that bell. He scratched his head, paused for a minute and LOOKED ROUND, turned, and said wit’ a STRAIGHT FACE,  NUuuuubraska…….. The rest of the country family said , GOOD ANSWER……..as they jumped up and down.

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Lady takes her infant child to the ER. When she gets there, she explains the emergency to the Dr. and tells him the baby swallowed a bullet by accident. The Dr. reaches onto his shelf and gives the lady a bottle of Cod Liver Oil and tells her not to aim him at nobody…….

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A dad buys a brand new car and drives it home. His 17 yr old son, who had a driver license, was admiring the car. He asks his dad, when can he drive his dates out in the car? His dad replies, when he can take the F out of way. The son says, Ain’t no F in way. The dad says, that’s riiiiiiight…………………..